Probably not the best way to get a girlfriend
Whatever happened to simply going out and chatting girls up in bars and the likes?
April 17, 2009 | Filed Under Amusing
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In 1999, although trained as an economist and marketeer, I started working with an application called Crystal Reports (I don't even remember the version). I realised then that what I wanted to be was a, even though I don't think the term was already coined back then, Business Intelligence specialist.
Over the years my training and experience has amassed and expanded into various fields of expertise and technologies. I am currently working as a BI consultant and trainer for
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